The Grand Old Party hosts the oldest profession

How does a relatively powerless party get the GOP by the balls? Go to the party, get drunk, get laid, get screwed. The Tea Party seduced the Republican Party, which believed their assurance that teabags were a reliable method of birth control (who knew?).

Now Christine ODonnell is pregnant with the next generation. The invoice will be paid by the GOP; the offspring will be steeped in the Tea Party religion.

Lets hope the Republicans do the smart thing and cut their dicks off before Sarah Palin comes calling.